tenth championship Sunday, May 29, 2005
Sunday, May 22, 2005
Wednesday, May 18, 2005
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least 2500 million dollars to the Movies Again
now part of a Japanese corporatvo, there will be two points of view, but I hope more companies will retain strong Mexican 
now part of a Japanese corporatvo, there will be two points of view, but I hope more companies will retain strong Mexican
Friday, May 6, 2005
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I had a good time that he would not, by schedules, with whom he had not, for the money, but going to the movies is something I really enjoy, I just saw the movie Thursday "Crusade" (Kingdom of Heaven) as any Hard style movie more than 2 hours, but fortunately did not hit the three, not bad, because if I liked the movie (but very few can take 3 hours and be entertained those 3 hours).
The fights are good, although it is impossible not to remember the battles of "Gladiator" or even "The Lord of the Rings" and appreciated the rhythm driving the film, at no time is too long sequences of talk and talk and talk.
DOES NOT LIKE ME WAS REALLY HORRIBLE and was before the movie, went short of "Episode 3." But in SPANISH !!!!!!!!, already imagine how it sounds, I think that kind of movies should be seen in the original language, you'll lose many things, only those that are animated, I admit lose content with translations and actually listen very well.
Friday, April 29, 2005
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"In my day we only used the Internet to download pornography." Fry, Futurama 
"In my day we only used the Internet to download pornography." Fry, Futurama
Sunday, April 24, 2005
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"The next Xbox?
Rumors
Rumors
mention that this picture is actually of the new console from Microsoft, as always the company of Bill Gates does not comment on rumors or speculation, we'll see if the image is indeed the new XBOX
May 12 presentation of the XBOX (NEXT/360) on MTV ( here the "teaser")
Monday, April 18, 2005
Engagement Congratulations Card
What events would you like to attend? IE 7 is Coming
In the 17 to 20 of May presents the E3 (Electronic entertainmet Expo) is an event you want to go, and particularly this year will to be very interesting. This event occurred to me to write this post, to which events you would like to attend, here is a list of mine (perhaps I can take a few):
In the 17 to 20 of May presents the E3 (Electronic entertainmet Expo) is an event you want to go, and particularly this year will to be very interesting. This event occurred to me to write this post, to which events you would like to attend, here is a list of mine (perhaps I can take a few): - E3 (Electronic entertainmet Expo)
- A SuperBowl (not I like the American, but by the environment)
- A World Cup match (better if it's late)
- A party at the Playboy Mansion
- Auto World Expo
- The final of the UEFA
- New Year Times Square
- the NBA Playoffs
- Fashion Show (lingerie or bathing suits of course)
- launch of a spacecraft
Wednesday, April 13, 2005
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Al parecer la siguiente actualización al explorer no será con el "Longhorn", las betas del IE 7 estarán disponibles este verano, este movimiento indica según algunos analistas y críticos de la industria que Microsoft esta "sintiendo pasos" (los pasos de Firefor por supuesto) y en esta versión del IE se dice que integrara además de mejoras en seguridad un anti-spyware(built-in) y la capacidad de tabbed navigation como lo hace ya Firefox.
Ojala no necesite tanto parche de seguridad para entregar funcionalidad, pronto lo sabremos.
Internet Explorer 7 on the Horizon
IEBlog the Microsoft Internet Explorer Weblog
Tuesday, April 12, 2005
Sunday, April 10, 2005
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"THE APPRENTICE" BUT IN GOOGLE!!
Would you be ready to compete for a chance at Google? Ok, ok, the opportunity I speak of Mexico has not reached yet, but at one time, who knows. At the moment the opportunity is not just the U.S.. In India, in an internet cafe a group of engineers and mathematicians all in their 20's gathered for the creation of code and with a little luck (and talent) take a chance on Google.
No, not "The Apprentice" but "THE GOOGLE CODE JAM INDIA" dedicated to finding the most brilliant programmer India. The "coder" the faster we expect 6.900 dollars but also the opportunity to work in one of the research and development centers of Google.
this year's edition (and first outside the U.S.) drive around 3 hours .. AND THE WINNER IS !!!... Ardian Poermono third year student of the Nanyang Technological University, who certainly has not accepted the offer from Google, however the company also will offer jobs to all the finalists (around 50). Jon McAlister
Stanford graduate and winner of the year 2001 the event "TopCoder's U.S. 'rejected offers from Microsoft and Goldman, Sachs & Co. choosing Google because it said: "Google is the genuine engineering company."
Are you ready for a challenge? 
Would you be ready to compete for a chance at Google? Ok, ok, the opportunity I speak of Mexico has not reached yet, but at one time, who knows. At the moment the opportunity is not just the U.S.. In India, in an internet cafe a group of engineers and mathematicians all in their 20's gathered for the creation of code and with a little luck (and talent) take a chance on Google.
No, not "The Apprentice" but "THE GOOGLE CODE JAM INDIA" dedicated to finding the most brilliant programmer India. The "coder" the faster we expect 6.900 dollars but also the opportunity to work in one of the research and development centers of Google.
this year's edition (and first outside the U.S.) drive around 3 hours .. AND THE WINNER IS !!!... Ardian Poermono third year student of the Nanyang Technological University, who certainly has not accepted the offer from Google, however the company also will offer jobs to all the finalists (around 50). Jon McAlister
Stanford graduate and winner of the year 2001 the event "TopCoder's U.S. 'rejected offers from Microsoft and Goldman, Sachs & Co. choosing Google because it said: "Google is the genuine engineering company."
Are you ready for a challenge?
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Explorer vs Firefox
a theme rather than discussed and the reason is not simply to have a browser "back" alternative browsers has been a long time, NAPSTER, Mozilla, Opera, Safari, etc. FIREFOX NOW competition aims to give back to IE. Firefox's biggest challenge is that most websites are designed to work better with IE, here something about "David and Goliath"
EXPLORER:
Estate Market: 95.5%
advantage
: You can access all sites and comes standard on most PC's
major disadvantage: To resolve conflicts and security flaws should download the SP2
Updated: 2006 (as part of Longhorn)
Security Issues: Patches: 59% No Patches: 36%
download size: 80 MEGAS (as part of service pack 2)
FIREFOX: Domain
1.8% market
major advantage: It uses very little memory, has navigation
tabular
major disadvantage: It is possible to join some sites and / or is not compatible with some of its features
Updated: Beat upgrade to version 1.0.2
Security Issues: Patches: 69% No Patches: 15% Size
4.7 download MEGAS 
a theme rather than discussed and the reason is not simply to have a browser "back" alternative browsers has been a long time, NAPSTER, Mozilla, Opera, Safari, etc. FIREFOX NOW competition aims to give back to IE. Firefox's biggest challenge is that most websites are designed to work better with IE, here something about "David and Goliath"
EXPLORER:
Estate Market: 95.5%
advantage
: You can access all sites and comes standard on most PC's
major disadvantage: To resolve conflicts and security flaws should download the SP2
Updated: 2006 (as part of Longhorn)
Security Issues: Patches: 59% No Patches: 36%
download size: 80 MEGAS (as part of service pack 2)
FIREFOX: Domain
1.8% market
major advantage: It uses very little memory, has navigation
tabular
major disadvantage: It is possible to join some sites and / or is not compatible with some of its features
Updated: Beat upgrade to version 1.0.2
Security Issues: Patches: 69% No Patches: 15% Size
4.7 download MEGAS
Thursday, April 7, 2005
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Mass production and production as
Again I raise the issue of education in Mexico, regarding a program Oppenheimer, who spoke on this subject. In the lists of the best universities in the world, from Mexico, the only institution that figure is the UNAM (check the data, not the ITESM, UDLA, ITAM, etc) any other public or private school despite advertising that are made or what the country internally creates even in many sectors.
not go into more controversial at this point, but I think highly successful final comments about the reasons why education in Mexico and Latin America in general is not quality, during the 50's in Latin America there was a need to educate the masses, so the concern principal was not the quality of education but the quantity it needs now reversed, now requires an education of quality and not quantity with real tools to deal with globalization and international competition and even domestic competition.
other words we do not need schools to choose a philosophy or type OXXO Similar Pharmacy, opening campuses in every corner, we need quality schools, focusing on producing quality rather than mass production.
Top 500 World Universities (2004) 
Again I raise the issue of education in Mexico, regarding a program Oppenheimer, who spoke on this subject. In the lists of the best universities in the world, from Mexico, the only institution that figure is the UNAM (check the data, not the ITESM, UDLA, ITAM, etc) any other public or private school despite advertising that are made or what the country internally creates even in many sectors.
not go into more controversial at this point, but I think highly successful final comments about the reasons why education in Mexico and Latin America in general is not quality, during the 50's in Latin America there was a need to educate the masses, so the concern principal was not the quality of education but the quantity it needs now reversed, now requires an education of quality and not quantity with real tools to deal with globalization and international competition and even domestic competition.
other words we do not need schools to choose a philosophy or type OXXO Similar Pharmacy, opening campuses in every corner, we need quality schools, focusing on producing quality rather than mass production.
Top 500 World Universities (2004)
Saturday, April 2, 2005
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THE WISDOM OF A MAN
With the death of Pope John Paul II ends an era, not only for the Catholic Church but across the world, has killed one person more fight for peace and freedom, also died of the wisest people.
Writings and phrases of John Paul II:
- "Social justice can not be obtained through violence. Violence kills what it intends to create" July 3, 1980
- "We can not pretend that the use of weapons, especially that of the weapons High technology today, it will also help the suffering and destruction, to new and possibly worse injustices "Message to George HW Bush in January 1991
-" NO TO WAR! War is not always inevitable. It is always a defeat for humanity. "- January 13, 2003 Rest in peace
Karol Wojtyla 
With the death of Pope John Paul II ends an era, not only for the Catholic Church but across the world, has killed one person more fight for peace and freedom, also died of the wisest people.
Writings and phrases of John Paul II:
- "Social justice can not be obtained through violence. Violence kills what it intends to create" July 3, 1980
- "We can not pretend that the use of weapons, especially that of the weapons High technology today, it will also help the suffering and destruction, to new and possibly worse injustices "Message to George HW Bush in January 1991
-" NO TO WAR! War is not always inevitable. It is always a defeat for humanity. "- January 13, 2003 Rest in peace
Karol Wojtyla
Friday, April 1, 2005
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ignorance and intolerance worldwide
is amazing how ignorance and intolerance found at all levels and in all parts of the world, and gives even fear the thing we have in the north country (USA).
USA:
Michael Jackson just compared to Nelson Mandela
Mexico: Lopez Obrador
compared with U.S.
Luther King:
President Bush said: "You're either with us or with the enemy"
Mexico:
Today in the socket of the DF a person who led the sit-in against the impeachment of Lopez Obrador said openly: "All who are against impeachment are honest workers ..."," ... those who are not in cons are corrupt, evil, rappers ... "
Does it seem bizarre not a copy? , The last statement really struck me that says that people who are against impeachment are workers and there were many people in the Zocalo against lawlessness and do not think they were working. 
is amazing how ignorance and intolerance found at all levels and in all parts of the world, and gives even fear the thing we have in the north country (USA).
USA:
Michael Jackson just compared to Nelson Mandela
Mexico: Lopez Obrador
compared with U.S.
Luther King:
President Bush said: "You're either with us or with the enemy"
Mexico:
Today in the socket of the DF a person who led the sit-in against the impeachment of Lopez Obrador said openly: "All who are against impeachment are honest workers ..."," ... those who are not in cons are corrupt, evil, rappers ... "
Does it seem bizarre not a copy? , The last statement really struck me that says that people who are against impeachment are workers and there were many people in the Zocalo against lawlessness and do not think they were working.
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Sadly, MEXICO
With everything that's happening in the political environment in Mexico, with much expression and absurd statement, today I was thinking that is missing in Mexico to be part of the developed countries, I must admit that until some time had the idea that a strong economy could be achieved in a way that development, you know, change his mind about 4 months and today I reaffirm to go the City, this country (Mexico) can achieve a strong economy can reduce your debt, you can invest in technology, etc, etc, etc, but didnot achieve development while doing CULTURE missing. In fact the City is a mess (not that Toluca is not, but the DF is a clear example, known by more people), nobody respects nothing, use all sorts of words, insults, is dirty, not respected signs, wholesale piracy, etc, etc.
If you know the situation is that sort of thing and not even know what to think, I wonder foreigners who come to visit what will they say?.
RESPECT AND EDUCATION CULTURE that is what we can bring the first world and also think is not as difficult as getting the debt disappears. 
With everything that's happening in the political environment in Mexico, with much expression and absurd statement, today I was thinking that is missing in Mexico to be part of the developed countries, I must admit that until some time had the idea that a strong economy could be achieved in a way that development, you know, change his mind about 4 months and today I reaffirm to go the City, this country (Mexico) can achieve a strong economy can reduce your debt, you can invest in technology, etc, etc, etc, but didnot achieve development while doing CULTURE missing. In fact the City is a mess (not that Toluca is not, but the DF is a clear example, known by more people), nobody respects nothing, use all sorts of words, insults, is dirty, not respected signs, wholesale piracy, etc, etc.
If you know the situation is that sort of thing and not even know what to think, I wonder foreigners who come to visit what will they say?.
RESPECT AND EDUCATION CULTURE that is what we can bring the first world and also think is not as difficult as getting the debt disappears.
Tuesday, March 29, 2005
Elevated Ast Alt Levels
"to complete'S" and more
Apparently the new trend is that there is a conspiracy for everything you require to be part of this trend is to be a person "publishes" and / or belong to a minority and presto, you may be charged child sexual abuse and say that there is a plot that belong to a minority racial or television put together a plot against you by the simple raiting on slopes even if you have a trial of impeachment can always rely on a plot or rather a "COMPL" , it's up to Big Brother and the plot is allowed right?
is true that a person has a trial or is suspected of something however implies guilt because I'm sick of the pretense of a plot, prove they are innocent or proven guilty of plotting to stop talking. 
Apparently the new trend is that there is a conspiracy for everything you require to be part of this trend is to be a person "publishes" and / or belong to a minority and presto, you may be charged child sexual abuse and say that there is a plot that belong to a minority racial or television put together a plot against you by the simple raiting on slopes even if you have a trial of impeachment can always rely on a plot or rather a "COMPL" , it's up to Big Brother and the plot is allowed right?
is true that a person has a trial or is suspected of something however implies guilt because I'm sick of the pretense of a plot, prove they are innocent or proven guilty of plotting to stop talking.
Sunday, March 20, 2005
Thursday, March 17, 2005
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would be appropriate to remove the " T "ITESM? IMod
How is the name? Instituto Tecnologico de Estudios Superiores de Monterrey
Instituto de Estudios Superiores de Monterrey, just change the word TECHNOLOGICAL not a big change you??, The reason for this is based on that path has been taking (to my point of view ) ITESM, the concept seems really excellent, is a private institution focused on the technology that better, but this concept to reality and have a long way, I will not dwell much on this blog, perhaps to resume later, for now here are some points that should be considered the name change:
- Poor internal development of systems: The reality Tec systems do not work such systems are small modules that are stuck in the seats.
- Practically there is no strong research focusing on technology, despite having virtually no research PhDs exists.
- The "new" careers in engineering to review plans are nothing more than the old ISC's and ISE's of intituciones higher education abroad (not meant that the plans are designed with a vision international? are actually a little late)
- Have you noticed how they sell their masters?, put those in administrative areas as if you touch is gold magically return and what happens to the area of \u200b\u200btechnology?
- Technological If indeed where is the variety of expertise in technology and engineering or shortening and following the international model, where are all the Master of Science, Bioengineering?, Nano Technology, Financial Engineering, Cuantitatuivos Methods, Applied Mathematics even MSc in Electronic Commerce (eye not speak Specialty mail but true MSc in E-Commerce with a strong technological background.)
I have nothing against against MBA (although there are points that comment on these too), but I believe that a college called himself Technology should try to maintain, in fact a TECHNOLOGICAL profile.
OR IS THAT WE WANT TO BE A COUNTRY THAT ONLY BUY TECHNOLOGY AND THERE IS NO INTERNAL DEVELOPMENT, IN THE END WE CAN CONTINUE TO BE A COUNTRY "ADMINISTRATOR" Say MAQUILA. 
How is the name? Instituto Tecnologico de Estudios Superiores de Monterrey
Instituto de Estudios Superiores de Monterrey, just change the word TECHNOLOGICAL not a big change you??, The reason for this is based on that path has been taking (to my point of view ) ITESM, the concept seems really excellent, is a private institution focused on the technology that better, but this concept to reality and have a long way, I will not dwell much on this blog, perhaps to resume later, for now here are some points that should be considered the name change:
- Poor internal development of systems: The reality Tec systems do not work such systems are small modules that are stuck in the seats.
- Practically there is no strong research focusing on technology, despite having virtually no research PhDs exists.
- The "new" careers in engineering to review plans are nothing more than the old ISC's and ISE's of intituciones higher education abroad (not meant that the plans are designed with a vision international? are actually a little late)
- Have you noticed how they sell their masters?, put those in administrative areas as if you touch is gold magically return and what happens to the area of \u200b\u200btechnology?
- Technological If indeed where is the variety of expertise in technology and engineering or shortening and following the international model, where are all the Master of Science, Bioengineering?, Nano Technology, Financial Engineering, Cuantitatuivos Methods, Applied Mathematics even MSc in Electronic Commerce (eye not speak Specialty mail but true MSc in E-Commerce with a strong technological background.)
I have nothing against against MBA (although there are points that comment on these too), but I believe that a college called himself Technology should try to maintain, in fact a TECHNOLOGICAL profile.
OR IS THAT WE WANT TO BE A COUNTRY THAT ONLY BUY TECHNOLOGY AND THERE IS NO INTERNAL DEVELOPMENT, IN THE END WE CAN CONTINUE TO BE A COUNTRY "ADMINISTRATOR" Say MAQUILA.
Tuesday, March 15, 2005
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Goes Mobile
A nick that use a couple of days in the messenger, remove it soon because it was not safe yet but finally I have a pocket PC (iPaq h2210) hahaha if only for a while, is to develop part of a project and uses HP for a Masters in Mechanical Engineering, the scope of the project is fairly even if the computer on which I just made something very basic and the time allotted Nothing more, I hope at least learn a little Pocket PC programming languages \u200b\u200band embedded, and for the moment to be "mobile." 
A nick that use a couple of days in the messenger, remove it soon because it was not safe yet but finally I have a pocket PC (iPaq h2210) hahaha if only for a while, is to develop part of a project and uses HP for a Masters in Mechanical Engineering, the scope of the project is fairly even if the computer on which I just made something very basic and the time allotted Nothing more, I hope at least learn a little Pocket PC programming languages \u200b\u200band embedded, and for the moment to be "mobile."
Monday, March 14, 2005
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On Sunday was the party at first had thought him at home as needed to complete a job, finally an hour before a friend told me that I know from high school and invited me to his house to see him in first as he was not convinced that actually had to finish something, fortunately I was available and I fuii Lap my friend's house complete with lap hahaha I to move there as I did not do much but it was good, and the game was very entertaining 
On Sunday was the party at first had thought him at home as needed to complete a job, finally an hour before a friend told me that I know from high school and invited me to his house to see him in first as he was not convinced that actually had to finish something, fortunately I was available and I fuii Lap my friend's house complete with lap hahaha I to move there as I did not do much but it was good, and the game was very entertaining
Thursday, March 10, 2005
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Microsoft, Nintendo and Sony
do not know how you are fan of video game technology, whether fans or not is very interesting panorama on the experiments of Microsoft as a "rookie" in the end market, Sony wants a piece of notebook market with the PSP and Nintendo ... mmm apparently remains the "sleeping dragon" which continues to lose the throne and support almost solely on its franchises and has always known (zelda, mario, metroid).
We'll see later this year when the next generation of consoles will start to appear and a small preview at E3, the video game hardware market is no longer a David vs. Goliath struggle, it is now truly a duel of the Titans.
SONY PS3 and more integration with style of a total entertainment platform, redesigned and renovated by the correction of mistakes of his predecessor, Microsoft and its "Xbox Next", a new era "HD" and apparently a multi-processor support and more support "LIVE" and Nintendo and its "Revolution" that so far almost only know the name. Will have to wait, but one thing is certain the hardware may look impresioanante but time has proven to be the software that produces the exitooel failure of a platform. 
do not know how you are fan of video game technology, whether fans or not is very interesting panorama on the experiments of Microsoft as a "rookie" in the end market, Sony wants a piece of notebook market with the PSP and Nintendo ... mmm apparently remains the "sleeping dragon" which continues to lose the throne and support almost solely on its franchises and has always known (zelda, mario, metroid).
We'll see later this year when the next generation of consoles will start to appear and a small preview at E3, the video game hardware market is no longer a David vs. Goliath struggle, it is now truly a duel of the Titans.
SONY PS3 and more integration with style of a total entertainment platform, redesigned and renovated by the correction of mistakes of his predecessor, Microsoft and its "Xbox Next", a new era "HD" and apparently a multi-processor support and more support "LIVE" and Nintendo and its "Revolution" that so far almost only know the name. Will have to wait, but one thing is certain the hardware may look impresioanante but time has proven to be the software that produces the exitooel failure of a platform.
Saturday, February 26, 2005
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What we do to be systems engineers! Computer Virus == U.S.
1. When the system engineer says it comes to her aid, disconnect from the network and go for a coffee. Let us not wait for us is no problem to remember all the user keys.
2. When you call to tell us to change your computer's site, make sure you leave it buried under half a ton of postcards, pictures of their children, animals of all kinds, dried flowers, various trophies, etc. To us, as we have no private life, we love to take a look at yours.
3. When the system engineer to send an email of high importance, delete it immediately without reading: Chances are we're doing tests.
4. When the system engineer is having lunch, including without consideration and explain your problems waiting to be answered on the spot. We are here to serve you and always ready to solve problems.
5. When the system engineer is taking a quiet coffee, ask something about computers. The only reason we go for coffee, is to meet people who do not have email or telephone.
6. Send all your messages capitalized. The mail server will pick it up immediately and treat it as urgent message.
7. When you call the engineer, press the number 5 to skip the message that tells who is on holiday and record your message. Then, wait exactly 24 hours before sending an email directly to their boss complaining that they have received no response to his call. You do not deserve this treatment.
8. When the photocopier does not work, call the systems engineer. Finally, the copier is cable, right?
9. When your modem give the message: 'No Dial Tone' at home, call the systems engineer. We can troubleshoot phone from anywhere.
10. When your computer does not work, throw over the seat of the systems engineer and leave no paper with his name or description of the problem. We love the mystery.
11. When the system engineer will be explaining how to change any settings on your setup, please read the paper. In fact, do not expect you have to do anything, we just love to hear us when we explain ourselves something.
12. When we give an explanation about a program, do not bother to learn. We will always be there to do it again.
13. When the printer does not print, forward their work at least 20 times. Sometimes you try to print jobs disappear into the cosmos for no apparent reason.
14. Do not use the help that comes in the programs. These on-line aids are only for gross.
15. When taking a computer course, feel free to practice with the corporate network and install and test everything you want. We are happy working until dawn to fix all the damage you cause.
16. When the systems engineer asked if any new program installed on your computer, lie. Nobody cares what you have on your PC!
17. If your mouse cord always pulls porcelain kitty you have on the table, lift the computer and run over the cord with it. Mouse cables are designed to hold 80 kilos of weight.
18. When you are showing the typical window 'Are you sure ...', always answer' Yes' or 'OK'. If you were not sure would not have done, right?
19. Feel completely free to say 'I have no idea about this computer crap. " A we never bothered when people say that our profession is shit.
20. When you need to change the toner cartridge, call the systems engineer. The cartridge change is an extremely complicated and Epson recommends that only make an engineer with a master's degree in hardware.
21. When you need to print zillions of pages, do not ever go printing little by little: Send them all at once! The rest can wait, you have priority.
22. When you are by chance your systems engineer for the weekend, do not hesitate to ask questions about computers. We work 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, including the beach in summer, snow in winter, supermarkets, cinemas, etc..
24. When we bring her home to clone computer that fix it for free, please remember us that it is urgent for the evening can you play solitaire. Here we are! We have too much time, and the day is so long. All However, everyone knows that constantly lose time surfing the Internet!
25. When you need the help of the systems engineer to make a presentation, not be anxious, you can pass a few hours earlier. Do not you know we can do miracles?
Oh, and excuse us for being computer engineers! 
1. When the system engineer says it comes to her aid, disconnect from the network and go for a coffee. Let us not wait for us is no problem to remember all the user keys.
2. When you call to tell us to change your computer's site, make sure you leave it buried under half a ton of postcards, pictures of their children, animals of all kinds, dried flowers, various trophies, etc. To us, as we have no private life, we love to take a look at yours.
3. When the system engineer to send an email of high importance, delete it immediately without reading: Chances are we're doing tests.
4. When the system engineer is having lunch, including without consideration and explain your problems waiting to be answered on the spot. We are here to serve you and always ready to solve problems.
5. When the system engineer is taking a quiet coffee, ask something about computers. The only reason we go for coffee, is to meet people who do not have email or telephone.
6. Send all your messages capitalized. The mail server will pick it up immediately and treat it as urgent message.
7. When you call the engineer, press the number 5 to skip the message that tells who is on holiday and record your message. Then, wait exactly 24 hours before sending an email directly to their boss complaining that they have received no response to his call. You do not deserve this treatment.
8. When the photocopier does not work, call the systems engineer. Finally, the copier is cable, right?
9. When your modem give the message: 'No Dial Tone' at home, call the systems engineer. We can troubleshoot phone from anywhere.
10. When your computer does not work, throw over the seat of the systems engineer and leave no paper with his name or description of the problem. We love the mystery.
11. When the system engineer will be explaining how to change any settings on your setup, please read the paper. In fact, do not expect you have to do anything, we just love to hear us when we explain ourselves something.
12. When we give an explanation about a program, do not bother to learn. We will always be there to do it again.
13. When the printer does not print, forward their work at least 20 times. Sometimes you try to print jobs disappear into the cosmos for no apparent reason.
14. Do not use the help that comes in the programs. These on-line aids are only for gross.
15. When taking a computer course, feel free to practice with the corporate network and install and test everything you want. We are happy working until dawn to fix all the damage you cause.
16. When the systems engineer asked if any new program installed on your computer, lie. Nobody cares what you have on your PC!
17. If your mouse cord always pulls porcelain kitty you have on the table, lift the computer and run over the cord with it. Mouse cables are designed to hold 80 kilos of weight.
18. When you are showing the typical window 'Are you sure ...', always answer' Yes' or 'OK'. If you were not sure would not have done, right?
19. Feel completely free to say 'I have no idea about this computer crap. " A we never bothered when people say that our profession is shit.
20. When you need to change the toner cartridge, call the systems engineer. The cartridge change is an extremely complicated and Epson recommends that only make an engineer with a master's degree in hardware.
21. When you need to print zillions of pages, do not ever go printing little by little: Send them all at once! The rest can wait, you have priority.
22. When you are by chance your systems engineer for the weekend, do not hesitate to ask questions about computers. We work 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, including the beach in summer, snow in winter, supermarkets, cinemas, etc..
24. When we bring her home to clone computer that fix it for free, please remember us that it is urgent for the evening can you play solitaire. Here we are! We have too much time, and the day is so long. All However, everyone knows that constantly lose time surfing the Internet!
25. When you need the help of the systems engineer to make a presentation, not be anxious, you can pass a few hours earlier. Do not you know we can do miracles?
Oh, and excuse us for being computer engineers!
Friday, February 25, 2005
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is not in the United States to develop the largest number of viruses, or the more aggressive or better scheduled originating in that country or are "liberated" there, not even a new virus U.S. call. In
the title actually means that if you are interested in the development of virus-place "safer" to do so seems to be precisely the United States, why? surprisingly good programming, including the virus is covered by the first amendment in the constitution of the country's north, so the virus is considered a form of free speech and can not be prosecuted by the authorities.
Monday, February 14, 2005
Mario Salierifree Vids
A strange or unusual
is about to end on 14 February and has been one of the most "X" I've had my day basically consisted of watching programs related to this day, review some books on a topic that has begun to interest me much but nothing more. In
way it was nice not having that pressure to find a good gift, think to do this year to go out etc., etc., etc. But also I needed a certain way all that adrelanina it feels, calling the person who makes you feel so good, the whole process of conquest that since then this day is when magnified. 
is about to end on 14 February and has been one of the most "X" I've had my day basically consisted of watching programs related to this day, review some books on a topic that has begun to interest me much but nothing more. In
way it was nice not having that pressure to find a good gift, think to do this year to go out etc., etc., etc. But also I needed a certain way all that adrelanina it feels, calling the person who makes you feel so good, the whole process of conquest that since then this day is when magnified.
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